Just a little Owl

Apparently I’m a hater because I said that I agree that Jennifer Lawrence was pretty and a good actress but she’s not as amazing as people go on about.

How about instead of calling people haters, we just accept that everyone has different opinions?

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2 weeks ago

If I was a serial killer that only killed women who looked just like me then I’d cut their boobs off and stick it up their va jay jays, not because I have a weird thing for tits in minkys but just to fuck with police.

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2 weeks ago
edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.

To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?

Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.

He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”

Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.

This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

(via halfmyotpisdead)

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1 month ago

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

(via halfmyotpisdead)

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1 month ago
ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

My prince has finally come


He’s mine!

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

My prince has finally come

He’s mine!

(via thefuuuucomics)

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1 month ago
What’s that? Oh, just elevators that go up and down in the middle of a fucking fishtank in Berlin, Germany.

What’s that? Oh, just elevators that go up and down in the middle of a fucking fishtank in Berlin, Germany.

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1 month ago
killingmeisso2yearsago:

mrsdoctormuffin:

an-old-fashioned-villian:

yourfictionmyreality:

dreamsdisney:

birger-wuvs-elsa:

I can’t express enough my love for this.

OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.

Wait why is he hiding

someone explain it to me

Observation skills my dear bloggers

Hehehehe..Once you see it, you only start giggling

killingmeisso2yearsago:

mrsdoctormuffin:

an-old-fashioned-villian:

yourfictionmyreality:

dreamsdisney:

birger-wuvs-elsa:

I can’t express enough my love for this.

OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.

Wait why is he hiding

someone explain it to me

Observation skills my dear bloggers

Hehehehe..Once you see it, you only start giggling

(Source: frozendailydose, via halfmyotpisdead)

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